Name a place, pick any little town...
There will be a street or two where something's going down!
Where the mood is cheerier, but eerier
And something like Wisteria Lane!
People smile but everyone's on guard,
More than just the grass is greener in the neighbour's yard!
Rich or poor or dreary or superior -
It's more or less Wisteria Lane!
All those secrets, no one ever knows!
Tell one secret, watch it as it grows!
Name a place, pick any little road...
You may call it Maple Street or Main -
Call it what you will!
It's Wisteria Lane!