Текст песни The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (feat. Norah Jones)

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Жанр: Hip-Hop
Исполнитель: The Lonely Island
Альбом: Incredibad
Длительность: 03:14
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Текст:

The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix. Some dude once said That love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me Cuz I see her in my dreams Dream girl, you're a fantasy You're the only one, out there for me My love Dream girl you amaze me All dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were driving the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist Not a care in the world You're not crazy girl, you're just my baby girl Yo, you a vision in sweats with a neon pouch Half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth Rainbow poncho The female tonto Hear a loud noise start b-b-buckin like a bronco Dream girl, you're a fantasy You're the only one, out there for me My love You got your cell phone ring set to Sex & The City You're like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty Straight drippin in turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public, yo, I can't help but peek You're like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig Girl how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck? Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpies like a trash can You're smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy, and... I LIKE THAT Talking to your shoe like it's your friend I LIKE THAT Yelling at the walls and make pretend I LIKE THAT Telling you to stop and then you don't You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep BUT YOU WON'T Last week thought I saw you on the street Turns out it was a bag of trash Just a big ole bag of trash I thought you looked like a bag of trash Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mits Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take your Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous No point, cuz we know you eat nothing but Chex Mix Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix, at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say: CHEX MIX ROCKS Chex Mix, you're the snack for me You're the only one, I'll ever eat Or buy Chex Mix, you're delicious You got sixty percent less fat Than potato chips TM
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