These ponies all fillin' up inside of me
Just look up and see
Those Rainclouds fillin' sky
Fillin' ya eyes makin' ya cry
Like Pinkie Pie's birthday; Worst day of her life
Friends goin' and actin' the fool (WHAT!)
Pushin' Pinkie Pie outta the loop (WHAT!)
Was so inhumane causin' her that pain that they drove that filly insane now
People say I'm a little too old for this
"Hey man that show's for kids!"
Well I don't care go ahead and talk your bit
Talk your shit Cause I don't hear nothin' of it
Ponies walkin' up down the block gettin' at me
Tryin be Makin' real their fantasy
But these bronies be plain to see
They're on the verge of fuckin' insanity!
Man I really hate to say it (OUT LOUD)
But now I'm gonna yell it (I'M PROUD)
To be a Bronie chillin' with my homies
Sittin' on the couch watchin My Little Pony
Blank Flanks likes a champ cutie mark crusaders
Big Macin' on all ya'll CMC Haters
Scootaloo; Applebloom Sweetie Belle on top
Gonna get their cutie marks never gonna stop
Go rockin' that dress like a Rarity Tank
Don't know what I do? Better check the Flank
Talkin' art of the dress I'm fashionista
Two tickets to the ball from Trollestia
Trapped on the moon like a Lunar God
Only wanted SOME attention, not a fuckin lot
Come back from the moon 1000 years, and then I say I'm sorry?
Some bronies be takin' the shot makin' it hot
But bronies be makin' the slop goin'
"That fanfic makes me wanna CLOP. :3c"
Gotta have the audacity to clash with me
Better pony: Applejack or Rarity? It has to be a tragedy
MAN MOTHER FUCKIN' FLUTTERSHY'S SCARIN' ME
Twilight got me under a spell You know it well
Friendship fillin' up inside
When my rage gets higher, Mane on fire
Fools better run and hide
Manticore, Ghosties, Ursa Major
Pinkie Pie Cupcakes addin' to the flavor
Savin' Ponyville such a grand endeavor
Elements of Harmony bringin' about the Saviours
Mic bringin' the the ponies I'm flippin' out for
Dressed fly walkin' down the aisles at the toy store
No Transformers, No Star Wars
Got the force pullin' me to the pink floors
Pinkie Pie, Twi', 'Shy, AJ, way more
Ponies than I thought, freakout, mind's blown
Grabbin' like a clepto, now I'm on a roll
payin' at the self check out now here we go
I got lazy rhymes? This ain't lazy town
This Ponyville, Hottest mares around
Breakin' ya sound, shakin' the ground
Don't go messin' with the butch one, she'll take you down
Her moves blowin' up big; Panasonic Rainboom
Haters are doomed, haters'll swoon
Head turnin' every time that she enters a room
Hey! Even got the Wonderbolts kissin' the flank too
She can't be stopped, bringing the storm,
Clouds bangin' and they groovin' leavin' everbody cryin' in ruin
Givin' em Dash Makin' a flash
Skies boomin' stormin' up clouds brewin' like a Pinkie Pie Bash
Parasprite invasion hazin chillin' in the orchard lazin' grazin'
Smiles forever Sonic Rainboom makin' This pony friendship's amazin'
Some bronies just lose their minds
Talkin' 'bout their waifus all the time
Walkin' the trot, eyein' the plot
Yellin' at em all to STOP!
Stop playin' like a silly pone
She's never gonna greet you when you're home
Never gonna shout out, huff or moan
My bronies cryin' out: "FOREVER ALONE"
Gonna slow it down Take my time
Don't gotta talk fast just to rhyme
Pacin'myself never gonna rush
Iron Pony winner? Man, what's the fuss?
Fighting for the lead; playin' all these tricks
Pullin' all these pranks out just for kicks